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ugh, guys: oh boy. (no pun intended)

so I just had a 40 minute conversation with the kid I met on new years about why I think we should have sex more. He thought I was being one of those weird clingy, ‘give me attention all the time’ girls who was over-thinking everything. and I was like listen, guy. I know what I want, more fucking, less talking about relationships cuz that is not fun. (I also didn’t tell him I would never be in a relationship with him because in all honesty, we are not compatible in any sense…) BUT the sex is superb, I just don’t know why guys tend to think the more someone wants to fuck the more they want a relationship. come’on where’s the fun in that? don’t flatter yourself.

on another note. I am going to be a pretend ‘date’ tonight for one of my guy friends.. or I guess crush because I find him very attractive. anyway, I guess his ex girlfriend and her new bf are going to be at a going away party for his friend and they don’t want him to be there. (so fucked, right? cuz they have a mutual friend, get the fuck over it) so I am going to wear my sexiest outfit and pretend to be his new gf…. I am so excited, I love this shit! it’s like acting but real life :)

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    • #relationships
    • #pretend date
    • #sexy outfit
    • #exes
    • #waste of time
    • #clubbing
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such a happy girl

I have made amends with the ex. and everything that we ever argued about seems so stupid. we are happy now. I am happy now. and now that I know how he really feels about me, I get butterflies every time I think about him. so weird for me, I think I’m growing up….

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    • #no more fighting
    • #happy
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